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12 minutes ago3 min read


Why Safe as Fuck Loves Pop Music More Than Fake Underground Artists
There’s a funny myth still floating around electronic music: that the underground is “pure,” and pop is “fake.” That if you’re grinding...
SAF
2 days ago5 min read


The Collapse of the Pseudo -Scene Star Feat. Paris
There was a time when the “local scene celebrity” could survive on two things: A handful of half-decent mixes. A bottomless pit of...
SAF
Aug 104 min read


British Columbia’s Festival Cold War: How Two Giants Are Stifling the Scene They Built
What happens when your favorite underground festivals start acting like rival corporations? For over a decade, two major festivals have...
SAF
Aug 65 min read


Bandcamp Fridays: A Monthly Gesture in a Structural Void
An honest look at what Bandcamp Friday is — and what it’s not. A Useful Start, Now Routine When Bandcamp Friday launched in 2020, it was...
SAF
Aug 53 min read


🔥 SAF vs. the Scene: A Brief Field Guide to Why We’re Built Different
It’s one thing to say you’re underground. It’s another thing to graph it . The chart you’re looking at isn’t just a random exercise in...
SAF
Jul 292 min read


What Do Skrillex, Will Smith, and James Blake Have in Common? They Always Find the Exit to Culture
by Safe As Fuck They always show up just a little too late—and leave with just enough credibility to cash in. Skrillex, Will Smith, James...
SAF
Jul 253 min read


What Vancouver’s DJ Circuit Can Learn from The WWE About Putting People Over
The failure to build new stars is killing the scene faster than fentanyl. By SAF “In the late ‘90s, pro wrestling had a golden rule: if...
SAF
Jul 233 min read


Adapt or Fade: How AI Is Finally Forcing Legacy DJs to Evolve Or Perish
Vancouver’s DJ scene has always had a gatekeeping problem. Now, AI is blowing the gates off. For years, Vancouver has operated like an...
SAF
Jul 233 min read


The Festival Stage Is Now a Retirement Home for the Cool Kids of 2008
In 2025, the music festival has officially eclipsed the rave — not because it’s bigger, but because it pretends to be what it replaced....
SAF
Jul 193 min read


Vancouver: Live Nation’s Dumping Ground and Blueprint’s Velvet Rope
In the grand tour circuit of North America, Vancouver is rarely the main event. It's the comma between Seattle and Calgary, a western...
SAF
Jul 173 min read


Will Bith, Cuck of Bel Air, Coined the Word “Bruitiful” While Wife Smashes His Son’s Friend
It’s brutal. It’s beautiful. It’s Bruitiful™. In a masterclass of public detachment, Hollywood icon Will Bith has responded to years of...

Crimmu$
Jul 142 min read


📰 Tim Hortons Replaces Real Workers With AI Tony Montana After Too Many Canadians Say ‘I Want to Speak to Someone Who Speaks English’
VANCOUVER, BC — After months of passive-aggressive customer complaints about “language barriers” at drive-thrus, Tim Hortons has...

Crimmu$
Jul 92 min read


🎪 Are You Being Exploited by That Music Festival? - A Field Checklist for Volunteers Who Deserve Better
Perfect for volunteers who want to know whether they’re part of a meaningful community event — or just unpaid labour keeping the LED...
SAF
Jul 42 min read


Ten Reasons You Should Watch Less Hollywood Trash and More Korean Masterpieces (Starting with The Chaser)
*BONUS: WE INCLUDED THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK PLAYLIST AT THE BOTTOM VERY SAMPLEABLE. SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA — In an increasingly saturated...
SAF
Jul 22 min read


Meta Lays Off The People Who Got You Addicted To Their Platform
— and now they’re trying to go viral like the rest of us. Former employees were reportedly escorted out of Meta headquarters last Friday...

Crimmu$
Jun 292 min read


Interview w/ SoraTora
We sat down with Soratora to talk about her journey from Port Coquitlam to Montreal’s late-night domes, the birth of DIY Rave, and her...
SAF
Jun 257 min read


Special Kits Beach Discount
Click HERE for an exclusive beach discount for our Party this Friday, May 23 *Use Coupon Code "beachparty' for a discount at checkout!
SAF
May 211 min read


SAF INTERVIEW w/2THL3SS
Back in the 6ix 1. You’ve moved back to Toronto after time on the West Coast—how’s the transition been, and has the change in...
SAF
May 136 min read


Britain Asks Why India and Pakistan Are Still Mad, Forgets It Left in a Hurry With the Cutlery
LONDON, UK — In a bold act of historical amnesia, the BBC published a headline this week asking, “What brought India and Pakistan to the...

Crimmu$
May 102 min read
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