Origins & Formation Tell us the Dastardly Kids origin story. How did this project come together? -DK started 2008 in Ypsilanti, MI. Pat & Sonny met in HS gym class bonding over art and hip hop. The ghetto tech wave comes from the childhood love we each had for the music, hearing elder cousins and uncles bumping DJ Godfather and Assault . The new project is our take on the genre. Santana joined us a few years ago and fits right in with the eclectic vibes. When did each of

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