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This is Satire (mostly) VANCOUVER — In a bold move experts are calling “deeply familiar,” several North American music festivals have successfully completed their transformation from scrappy cultural gatherings into full-fledged Garbage Universities , adopting the same bloated administrative structures, opaque back doors, and unpaid labor pipelines traditionally reserved for higher education. Much like universities, modern festivals now insist they are “community-first” while

This is satire In an effort to bring clarity, structure, and much-needed order to a historically chaotic culture, a DJ who has never released music has officially set firm guidelines on who is allowed to speak about rave history. The announcement came after several “pesky kids” and veterans alike dared to comment online without first checking whether their lived experience aligned with the DJ’s personal framework for acceptable discourse. “Rave History is important”, the DJ