Origins & Formation Tell us the Dastardly Kids origin story. How did this project come together? -DK started 2008 in Ypsilanti, MI. Pat & Sonny met in HS gym class bonding over art and hip hop. The ghetto tech wave comes from the childhood love we each had for the music, hearing elder cousins and uncles bumping DJ Godfather and Assault . The new project is our take on the genre. Santana joined us a few years ago and fits right in with the eclectic vibes. When did each of

In the interest of public education, Safe as Fuck has assembled a brief guide to several important dance music genres that shaped the modern festival landscape, primarily by proving that just because something is loud doesn’t mean it’s good. Below are a few of the highlights. Moombahton Moombahton arrived in the early 2010s with the promise of merging reggaeton rhythms with Dutch house energy. The result was a genre that sounded like a laptop trying to play two unsynced YouTu

LOS ANGELES — After conducting what they described as a “thorough, boots-on-the-ground journalistic investigation,” reporters from Channel 5 announced this week that actor Shia LaBeouf is, beyond any reasonable doubt, a fucking moron. The conclusion follows a now widely circulated interview in which the former child star appeared to wander through the conversation like a drunk guy who just discovered philosophy for the first time at 3:40 a.m. in the smoking area of a dive bar