North Americans Gassed To Finally Get Drone Deliveries Just Like In Gaza
“We’ve been manifesting this moment since Amazon Prime Day 2016,” says Brooklyn man, moments before impact. In a historic milestone for...
Coachella Betrays Charli XCX By Choosing Band With Political Opinions Over Woman With Glittery Trauma and Cocaine-Inspired Bangers
CHARLI XCX FURIOUS GREEN DAY TOOK HER COACHELLA HEADLINER SLOT, USED IT TO SCREAM “FREE PALESTINE” INSTEAD OF “I’M A BRAT, I’M A SLUT”...
Fake Therapist Giving Real Advice to Real Kids with Fake Disorders Outsourced to Real Kids Working Real Sweatshop Hours
AUSTIN, TX — In a twist even Black Mirror wouldn’t greenlight for being "too on the nose," reports confirmed Tuesday that...