This is satire KELOWNA, BC — In a move experts say “could not have gone any other way,” reality television producers have confirmed that Canada Shore was filmed in Kelowna, while Love on the Spectrum continues circling Vancouver after determining the city was no longer safe for unsupervised fun. According to producers, Kelowna was selected after a routine scouting trip revealed “sunlight, momentum, and citizens who still experience emotions without immediately filing paperwor

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This is Satire (mostly) VANCOUVER — In a bold move experts are calling “deeply familiar,” several North American music festivals have successfully completed their transformation from scrappy cultural gatherings into full-fledged Garbage Universities , adopting the same bloated administrative structures, opaque back doors, and unpaid labor pipelines traditionally reserved for higher education. Much like universities, modern festivals now insist they are “community-first” while