Safe as Fuck Dog Collar – Because Your Dog Deserves to Flex Too
Your pup isn’t just a pet—they’re a ride-or-die, adventure-ready, tail-wagging legend. So why slap on a basic collar when they can rock something as bold as their personality? The Safe as Fuck Dog Collar is built for style, durability, and zero compromises.
Made with cruelty-free TPU, this collar is tough enough for wilderness runs, rainy walks, and reckless zoomies, yet comfy enough for chill indoor flexing. It’s odor-proof, stain-resistant, and waterproof, so your dog can get into whatever trouble they want—without ruining their look.
Available in four sizes, because whether your homie is a pint-sized menace or a full-sized beast, they deserve to be Safe as Fuck too.
Perfect For:
🐾 Dogs who live life off-leash (metaphorically, of course)
🐾 Owners who refuse to put their dog in basic gear
🐾 Gifting real dog lovers (Christmas, birthdays, gotcha days)
🐾 Keeping your furry friend fresh, safe, and stylish
Features:
🔥 Premium TPU – durable, flexible & cruelty-free
🔥 Anodized aluminum buckles – strong, sleek, and built to last
🔥 Odor-proof & stain-resistant – stays fresh no matter what
🔥 Waterproof & easy to clean – for those “rolled in mud again” moments
🔥 Multiple sizes – because all dogs deserve to stunt
Care Instructions:
🧼 Wipe clean with warm water & mild soap – easy.
 
🐕 Safe as Fuck. Built for adventure. Worn with attitude. 🐕