[SAF] "Ask Me About My Dealer. It’s The Government." Baby Tee
For when you want to keep it cute and make a statement that hurts a little. This baby tee hits different — perfect for daytime hangs, festival chaos, or just making boomers uncomfortable at brunch.
Made from 100% organic cotton, because the planet deserves better than what’s going into your city’s safe supply.
Product Features:

100% organic cotton — soft, breathable, and guilt-free.
Vibrant prints using DTF (yeah, we know how that sounds).
Slim fit that flatters without trying too hard.
Medium weight — sturdy enough for questionable decisions.
Tear-away label — comfort > everything.

Care instructions:

Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.
Tumble dry low or hang it like a rockstar.
Don’t bleach, don’t dry clean — just vibe.


Limited run. No restocks. Wear it while the irony still lasts.