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May 4, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Critics Praise New Netflix Series for ‘Not Getting in the Way of Instagram’
LOS GATOS, CA — Netflix’s newest original series, Coastal Tension , is earning rave reviews this week from critics and viewers alike —...
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May 1, 2025 ∙ 2 min
New Festival Tier Lets You Finance the Right to Be Assaulted by the Weather, Other People, and God Himself
In a bold step forward for experiential suffering , organizers of DustDrop Festival 2025 announced a new “ Ascension+ Tier ” — a...
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Apr 4, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Local Raver Can Never Remember Which Marcus Is Which, Knows One Is Definitely Dead
This is satire VANCOUVER, BC — Local drum and bass enthusiast Ryan “NeuroRyan” Fisher once again found himself in a state of existential crisis this weekend after failing, for the hundredth time, to correctly differentiate between UK drum and bass legend Marcus Intalex and Toronto jungle icon Marcus Visionary —though he remains “pretty sure” one of them is dead. “I think I accidentally mourned the wrong guy,” muttered Fisher, gripping his drink. “What if I meet him and say, ‘Huge loss to...
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